"The smarter you get the less you speak"

— Arabic Proverb (via kellyoxford)

(Source: 7bottles, via kellyoxford)

There were lots of stupid comments on this and I thought to myself, “there’s no way it can be as funny as they say it is. There is no way I’ll laugh. It’s probably dumb.”

Welp. I was wrong.

(Source: videohall, via drew1drew1)

Everyone.

Attention.

Kale is gross.

Really.

Kale is gross.

Everyone stop it.

Today I read about the most terrible thing, it happened in 1938. I want to write a story about it.

I’ve been having writer’s block for months and the terrible thing that makes me sad and sick is what makes me want to write.

Surprise.

wholeswerepunctured:

haven’t made an embroidery in a while.

wholeswerepunctured:

haven’t made an embroidery in a while.

(via whenihavewingsto-fly)

It’s funny how time can you make you sad just kind of in general.

Am I best at anything? I’m probably the best at pushing down specific memories until I don’t remember them anymore.

Goddamnit, Murray.

Goddamnit, Murray.

(Source: patient-of-lacuna)

nevercertain:

I’m not crying. I just have something in my eye. Like a twig, or a branch.

(Source: clownstein, via mexicankitsch)

Welp.

Welp.