itsrachelconnor:

THE QUEEN CAN DO AS SHE LIKES

itsrachelconnor:

THE QUEEN CAN DO AS SHE LIKES

(Source: flowersand-tea)

Stephen Moffat won an Emmy for writing because America confused “good writing” with literally the opposite of good writing.

fuckyeahsexcriminals:

If you’re not already reading Sex Criminals I couldn’t think of a better endorsement. 

Sex Criminals is one of the coolest comics ever and everyone should read it.

Need a pitch? Fine.

Girl finds out that whenever she orgasms, she stops time.

She ends up, by chance, finding out a new male partner has the same power.

So they have sex that is satisfying to both of them, and then when time is frozen they rob banks.

(Source: twitter.com, via rootbeerflotsam)

lgnacio:

dream fulfiller

I’ve got a story for you.

I used to work at a Wal-Mart in Lexington, Kentucky 2012. There was a competition going on, inside of all of the Wal-Marts for the employees. See, every Wal-Mart has a personal Facebook page, and to drum up ‘likes’ (because people are ridiculous) they somehow managed to get Pitbull to agree to a contest; whichever Facebook store got the most likes, they would send Pitbull to for a meet and greet and little concert. 

But here’s the thing: nobody actually wanted this. So a movement swept through the stores where everyone agreed to go like the page of a store in Alaska, as a way to get Pitbull as far away from everyone else as possible. It was a practical joke. It was a practical joke that actually worked.

The Alaska store won. At this point, it was very well known within the company that this was a huge joke and nobody actually cared.

Pitbull knew this also.

Pitbull went anyway.

That’s the only cool thing I know about Pitbull.

(Source: railroadsoftware, via spacebattles)

kateordie:

angelica-aswald:

mtvstyle:

want this moment burned on my eyelids

So many girls saw this. Bless.

All hail the queen.

A picture of this is my new Facebook banner.

kateordie:

angelica-aswald:

mtvstyle:

want this moment burned on my eyelids

So many girls saw this. Bless.

All hail the queen.

A picture of this is my new Facebook banner.

(via sogoodyeah)

Max is usually so cooperative,

Max is usually so cooperative,

-takes a refreshing swig-

-satisfied ‘ahhhh’-

Another successful day of destroying sad, angry white men. 

-draws an ‘X’ over today’s date on the calendar-

-takes a refreshing swig-

-satisfied ‘ahhhh’-

Another successful day of destroying sad, angry white men.

-draws an ‘X’ over today’s date on the calendar-